Best Beer for NCAAF Team tailgate party

AP TOP 25

1. Auburn Tigers- Olde Auburn Ale House, Sam Adams Boston Lager.
   1. Cam Newton is a modern day Samuel Adams, Very Controversial. The same way some praise Cam Newton; many more detest him for his ill advised actions. Ol’ Sam Adams was the same way people either loved him for steering his fellow colonists towards independence, or despised him for provoking mob violence to get his way.   
2. TCU Horned Frogs- Rahr and Sons Brewing Company, Rahr’s Red.
   1. The best beer for tailgating in Fort Worth for a TCU game is Rahr’s Red. See TCU is a lot like your local High School red Head. You like her; you just do not want to take the red head to the big dance. Everyone loves red heads you just never see them next to the starting QB during prom pictures. I guess I could have gone this route due to Andy Dalton (TCU starting QB) being a red head (ginga’) but that would have been too easy.
3. Oregon Ducks- Steelhead Brewery Co, Barracuda Blonde
   1. During the 2008 Republican National Convention John McCain used the Heart song Barracuda to pump up the crowd. Just like the Oregon Ducks, McCain had a hell of a run, just could not seal the deal. So close but no cigar.
4. Stanford Cardinal- Tied House Mountain View Ca, Cascade Amber
   1. In the late 1980’s the Cascade Computer Virus caught computer operators off guard all over the world. When you think of Cascades you think of a beautiful series of waterfalls that are harmless. The Stanford Cardinal is the same way, thought of as a cute little academic school next thing you know they ruin your well being and destroy you by 28 points in the Orange Bowl! (Sorry Va. Tech)
5.  Ohio State Buckeyes- Surly Girl Saloon, Heineken
   1. According to Brewboard Heineken is the most overrated beer. According to me Ohio State is the most overrated College Football Team! Additionally self described beer aficionados that drink Heineken are annoying like Ohio State Fans!
6. Oklahoma Sooners- BJs Restaurant and Brewhouse, NitWit witbier
   1. Bob Stoops has been called a NitWit on many occasions. Tailgateadvice is a classy website so we are not willing to go that far, so we will let the facts handle whether Bob Stoops is a NitWit. The Sooners are 6 and 6 in bowl games under Bob Stoops. Under Stoops the Sooners were placed on NCAA probation for rules violations. Hmmm so maybe he is a NitWit.
7. Wisconsin Badgers- Ale Asylum, Happy Ending Belgian Abbey
   1. Watching the outsized Horned Frogs beat the Big 10 powerhouse, was a happy ending (so to speak) for sports fans in general.
8. LSU Tigers- Abita Beer, Christmas Ale
   1. Les Miles will threaten to leave LSU by Christmas.
9. Boise State Broncos- Table Rock brewpub and grill, Hopzilla
   1. Need something strong after that Nevada loss?
10. Alabama Crimson Tide-  Downtown Pub, Any Beer in a Koozie
    1. Apparently there is a downtown pub in Tuscaloosa Alabama. I would be willing to bet they drink their beer out of a koozie in Tuscaloosa. Come on did you really expect me to know a good place to tailgate in Tuscaloosa? I know one good place to tailgate, anywhere but Tuscaloosa!
11. Nevada Wolfpack- Shea’s Tavern, Jagermeister
    1. Reno 911! Deputy Johnson bought the other deputies a round of Jagermeister when they thought Jones was dead. (Halloween Episode) If you do not get this reference then you probably did not get the Always Sunny In Philadelphia reference in the NFL best beers article, shame on you! 
12. Arkansas Razorbacks- Hog Haus Brewing Co, Black Hole Imperial Stout
    1. I have been wondering whatever happened to Matt Jones, he went on a seven day bender and fell into a Black Hole!
13. Oklahoma St Cowboys- Miller Brewing Co, Miller Light
    1. Miller Light will always be second to Bud Light, just like Oklahoma St will always be second to the Sooners!
14. Michigan St Spartans- Shmaltz Brewing Company, Human Blockhead Amber
    1. Michigan State cannot stop laughing at there rival Michigan University. Sparty admit it, this whole Rich Rod thing is pretty hilarious!  
15. Mississippi St Bulldogs- Full Sail Brewing Co, Wreck the halls IPA
    1. Sparty^ I got another one for you, Mississippi St 52 over Michigan 14 in the Gator bowl! LOL!
16. Virginia Tech Hokie- Bull and Bones Brewhaus, Bull and Bones Rootbeer
    1. Tyrod Taylor does not drink alcohol. Additionally who cares what you drink in Blacksburg your starting QBs name is TYROD, what else matters!
17. Florida St Seminoles- Margaritaville Brewing Co, Land Shark Lager
    1. It is hot in Florida, Tallahassee is smoldering, so you need something light and refreshing. Might as well hit up some Landshark and sing Margaritaville, while basking in the sun! Yes I know I used this for the TB Bucs, but Jimmy Buffett approved the dual use of his beer.
18. Missouri Tigers- O’Fallon Brewery, O’Fallon Pumpkin Beer
    1. Pumpkins remind me of Halloween. Missouri dresses up in football costumes and pretends to play football more then any kid on my block. At the end of the year they may have less wins then your team, but they have a lot more candy then yours!  
19. Texas A&M Aggies- New Republic Brewery Aggieland TX, American Amber
    1. Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal for Texas A&M when the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhouse kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights.
20. Nebraska Cornhuskers- Pueblo Indian Reservation, Pueblo CORN Beer
    1. Nebraska Cornhusker fans will soon enjoy the refreshing taste of Corn Beer (Eric Crouch endorsed).
21. UCF Knights-  Funky Monkey Wine Co, Country Club Malt Liquor  
    1. Let’s face it; UCF is the new Miami U. Michael Irvin’s son will be playing WR for the U of Central Florida soon.  
22. South Carolina Gamecocks- Aiken Brewing Co, Powder House Porter
    1. OH! I see when I heard Steve Spurrier say that South Carolina was going to be a SEC Power House, he actually said “Powder House”.
23. Maryland Terrapins- Flying Dog Brewery, Doggie Style Classic Pale Ale
    1. Poor Ralph Friedgen knows this style all to well. Ralph did they at least by you lunch first?
24. Tulsa Golden Hurricane- Dogfish Head Brewery, Golden Shower Pilsner
    1. Wait is it the Tulsa Golden Hurricane, or the Golden Shower? ODD!
25. N.C State Wolfpack- Carolina Brewery, Octoberfest
    1. On any Sunday in October the Wolfpack can beat the Carolina Panthers. Oh well Andrew Luck will win some games for the Panthers, huh? Oh wait Luck is staying in school. Ugh good luck with Jimmy Clausin, maybe he will join you for a beer or two.