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Fantasy Football TOP 250 Fantasy Players
Arian Foster, RB HOU
Bye:11
Adrian Peterson, RB MIN
Bye:9
Jamaal Charles, RB KC
Bye:6
Chris Johnson, RB TEN
Bye:6
Ray Rice, RB BAL
Bye:5
LeSean McCoy, RB PHI
Bye:7
Andre Johnson, WR HOU
Bye:11
Rashard Mendenhall, RB PIT
Bye:11
Steven Jackson, RB STL
Bye:5
Darren McFadden, RB OAK
Bye:8
Roddy White, WR ATL
Bye:8
Calvin Johnson, WR DET
Bye:9
Maurice Jones-Drew, RB JAC
Bye:9
Larry Fitzgerald, WR ARZ
Bye:6
Frank Gore, RB SF
Bye:7
Shonn Greene, RB NYJ
Bye:8
Matt Forte, RB CHI
Bye:8
Greg Jennings, WR GB
Bye:8
Peyton Hillis, RB CLE
Bye:5
Aaron Rodgers, QB GB
Bye:8
Michael Vick, QB PHI
Bye:7
Drew Brees, QB NO
Bye:11
Tom Brady, QB NE
Bye:7
Hakeem Nicks, WR NYG
Bye:7
Daniel Thomas, RB MIA
Bye:5
Miles Austin, WR DAL
Bye:5
Jahvid Best, RB DET
Bye:9
Mike Wallace, WR PIT
Bye:11
Ahmad Bradshaw, RB NYG
Bye:7
Felix Jones, RB DAL
Bye:5
DeAngelo Williams, RB CAR
Bye:9
Michael Turner, RB ATL
Bye:8
Peyton Manning, QB IND
Bye:11
Reggie Wayne, WR IND
Bye:11
DeSean Jackson, WR PHI
Bye:7
Dallas Clark, TE IND
Bye:11
Antonio Gates, TE SD
Bye:6
Vernon Davis, TE SF
Bye:7
LeGarrette Blount, RB TB
Bye:8
Santonio Holmes, WR NYJ
Bye:8
Fred Jackson, RB BUF
Bye:7
Jonathan Stewart, RB CAR
Bye:9
Beanie Wells, RB ARZ
Bye:6
Jeremy Maclin, WR PHI
Bye:7
Philip Rivers, QB SD
Bye:6
Tony Romo, QB DAL
Bye:5
Wes Welker, WR NE
Bye:7
Matt Ryan, QB ATL
Bye:8
Mike Williams, WR TB
Bye:8
Stevie Johnson, WR BUF
Bye:7
Ryan Mathews, RB SD
Bye:6
Dwayne Bowe, WR KC
Bye:6
Dez Bryant, WR DAL
Bye:5
Brandon Marshall, WR MIA
Bye:5
Mario Manningham, WR NYG
Bye:7
Jason Witten, TE DAL
Bye:5
Jermichael Finley, TE GB
Bye:8
Anquan Boldin, WR BAL
Bye:5
Knowshon Moreno, RB DEN
Bye:6
Marques Colston, WR NO
Bye:11
Mark Ingram, RB NO
Bye:11
Ryan Grant, RB GB
Bye:8
Mike Tolbert, RB SD
Bye:6
Marshawn Lynch, RB SEA
Bye:6
Brandon Jacobs, RB NYG
Bye:7
Owen Daniels, TE HOU
Bye:11
Jimmy Graham, TE NO
Bye:11
Kenny Britt, WR TEN
Bye:6
Zach Miller, TE SEA
Bye:8
Matt Schaub, QB HOU
Bye:11
Ben Roethlisberger, QB PIT
Bye:11
Josh Freeman, QB TB
Bye:8
Brandon Lloyd, WR DEN
Bye:6
Percy Harvin, WR MIN
Bye:9
Sidney Rice, WR SEA
Bye:9
Vincent Jackson, WR SD
Bye:6
A.J. Green, WR CIN
Bye:7
Julio Jones, WR ATL
Bye:8
OCHOCINCO, WR NE
Bye:7
Robert Meachem, WR NO
Bye:11
Joseph Addai, RB IND
Bye:11
Cedric Benson, RB CIN
Bye:7
Kellen Winslow, TE TB
Bye:8
Rob Gronkowski, TE NE
Bye:7
Marcedes Lewis, TE JAC
Bye:9
Steve Smith, WR CAR
Bye:9
Austin Collie, WR IND
Bye:11
Santana Moss, WR WAS
Bye:5
Pierre Garcon, WR IND
Bye:11
Braylon Edwards, WR SF
Bye:8
Joe Flacco, QB BAL
Bye:5
Michael Crabtree, WR SF
Bye:7
Reggie Bush, RB MIA
Bye:11
Lance Moore, WR NO
Bye:11
Jacoby Ford, WR OAK
Bye:8
Sam Bradford, QB STL
Bye:5
Jay Cutler, QB CHI
Bye:8
Malcom Floyd, WR SD
Bye:6
Jordy Nelson, WR GB
Bye:8
Mike Williams, WR SEA
Bye:6
Kevin Kolb, QB AZ
Bye:7
Roy Williams, WR CHI
Bye:5
Eli Manning, QB NYG
Bye:7
Arrelious Benn, WR TB
Bye:8
Chris Cooley, TE WAS
Bye:5
Mike Thomas, WR JAC
Bye:9
Dustin Keller, TE NYJ
Bye:8
BenJarvus Green-Ellis, RB NE
Bye:7
Danny Woodhead, RB NE
Bye:7
Brandon Pettigrew, TE DET
Bye:9
C.J. Spiller, RB BUF
Bye:7
Devin Hester, WR CHI
Bye:8
Ryan Williams, RB ARZ
Bye:6
Montario Hardesty, RB CLE
Bye:5
Tony Gonzalez, TE ATL
Bye:8
Danny Amendola, WR STL
Bye:5
Rashad Jennings, RB JAC
Bye:9
Nate Burleson, WR DET
Bye:9
Aaron Hernandez, TE NE
Bye:7
Heath Miller, TE PIT
Bye:11
Lee Evans, WR BUF
Bye:7
Anthony Armstrong, WR WAS
Bye:5
David Garrard, QB JAC
Bye:9
Jon Baldwin, WR KC
Bye:6
Matthew Stafford, QB DET
Bye:9
Jermaine Gresham, TE CIN
Bye:7
Torrey Smith, WR BAL
Bye:5
Ben Watson, TE CLE
Bye:5
Johnny Knox, WR CHI
Bye:8
Jared Cook, TE TEN
Bye:6
Brent Celek, TE PHI
Bye:7
Michael Bush, RB OAK
Bye:8
Roy Helu Jr., RB WAS
Bye:5
James Jones, WR GB
Bye:8
Jason Campbell, QB OAK
Bye:8
Davone Bess, WR MIA
Bye:5
James Starks, RB GB
Bye:8
Pierre Thomas, RB NO
Bye:11
Jacoby Jones, WR HOU
Bye:11
Patrick Crayton, WR SD
Bye:6
Delone Carter, RB IND
Bye:11
Bernard Scott, RB CIN
Bye:7
Nate Kaeding, K SD
Bye:6
Greg Olsen, TE CHI
Bye:8
Garrett Hartley, K NO
Bye:11
Eagles , DT
Bye:7
Steelers , DT
Bye:11
Todd Heap, TE BAL
Bye:5
Ryan Fitzpatrick, QB BUF
Bye:7
Danario Alexander, WR STL
Bye:5
Andre Roberts, WR ARZ
Bye:6
Sebastian Janikowski, K OAK
Bye:8
Kevin Walter, WR HOU
Bye:11
Matt Cassel, QB KC
Bye:6
Tony Moeaki, TE KC
Bye:6
Mohamed Massaquoi, WR CLE
Bye:5
Kevin Boss, TE OAK
Bye:7
Justin Forsett, RB SEA
Bye:6
David Buehler, K DAL
Bye:5
Packers , DT
Bye:8
Giants , DT
Bye:7
Jerome Simpson, WR CIN
Bye:7
Mark Sanchez, QB NYJ
Bye:8
Hines Ward, WR PIT
Bye:11
Colt McCoy, QB CLE
Bye:5
Dan Carpenter, K MIA
Bye:5
Mike Goodson, RB CAR
Bye:9
Stephen Gostkowski, K NE
Bye:7
Neil Rackers, K HOU
Bye:11
Damian Williams, WR TEN
Bye:6
Brian Hartline, WR MIA
Bye:5
Marion Barber, RB CHI
Bye:8
Shane Vereen, RB NE
Bye:7
Greg Little, WR CLE
Bye:5
Mason Crosby, K GB
Bye:8
Matt Bryant, K ATL
Bye:8
Josh Brown, K STL
Bye:5
Kendall Hunter, RB SF
Bye:7
Leonard Hankerson, WR WAS
Bye:5
Ben Obomanu, WR SEA
Bye:6
Lawrence Tynes, K NYG
Bye:7
Lance Kendricks, TE STL
Bye:5
Titus Young, WR DET
Bye:9
Rob Bironas, K TEN
Bye:6
David Akers, K PHI
Bye:7
Bears , DT
Bye:8
Adam Vinatieri, K IND
Bye:11
Brandon Tate, WR NE
Bye:7
Steven Smith, WR NYG
Bye:7
Emmanuel Sanders, WR PIT
Bye:11
Jay Feely, K ARZ
Bye:6
Billy Cundiff, K BAL
Bye:5
Robbie Gould, K CHI
Bye:8
Louis Murphy, WR OAK
Bye:8
Nate Washington, WR TEN
Bye:6
Visanthe Shiancoe, TE MIN
Bye:9
Connor Barth, K TB
Bye:8
Thomas Jones, RB KC
Bye:6
Harry Douglas, WR ATL
Bye:8
Nick Folk, K NYJ
Bye:8
Jets , DT
Bye:8
Donald Driver, WR GB
Bye:8
DeMarco Murray, RB DAL
Bye:5
LaDainian Tomlinson, RB NYJ
Bye:8
Donnie Avery, WR STL
Bye:5
Ryan Succop, K KC
Bye:6
Lions , DT
Bye:9
Mike Sims-Walker, WR JAC
Bye:9
Steve Breaston, WR KC
Bye:6
Fred Davis, TE WAS
Bye:5
Josh Scobee, K JAC
Bye:9
Rams , DT
Bye:5
Olindo Mare, K SEA
Bye:6
Jason Snelling, RB ATL
Bye:8
Chargers , DT
Bye:6
Jason Avant, WR PHI
Bye:7
Matt Prater, K DEN
Bye:6
Cowboys , DT
Bye:5
Tashard Choice, RB DAL
Bye:5
Jason Hill, WR JAC
Bye:9
Anthony Fasano, TE MIA
Bye:5
Donald Brown, RB IND
Bye:11
John Kasay, K CAR
Bye:9
Dexter McCluster, WR KC
Bye:6
Kyle Rudolph, TE MIN
Bye:9
Kyle Orton, QB DEN
Bye:6
Patriots , DT
Bye:7
Chris Ivory, RB NO
Bye:11
Evan Moore, TE CLE
Bye:5
Antonio Brown, WR PIT
Bye:11
Phil Dawson, K CLE
Bye:5
Ryan Longwell, K MIN
Bye:9
Ravens , DT
Bye:5
Brad Smith, WR BUF
Bye:7
Willis McGahee, RB DEN
Bye:6
Ricky Williams, RB BAL
Bye:5
Jacquizz Rodgers, RB ATL
Bye:8
Tavaris Jackson, QB SEA
Bye:6
San Fransisco, DT
Bye:7
Ed Dickson, TE BAL
Bye:5
Jerome Harrison, RB DET
Bye:9
Andy Dalton, QB CIN
Bye:7
Jordan Shipley, WR CIN
Bye:7
Jabar Gaffney, WR WAS
Bye:5
Tim Hightower, RB WAS
Bye:5
Donovan McNabb, QB MIN
Bye:9
Josh Morgan, WR SF
Bye:7
Darren Sproles, RB NO
Bye:6
Derrick Mason, WR NYJ
Bye:5
Joe McNight, RB NYJ
Bye:8
Angry Outburst 4/01/2011
Enough is enough!
Please excuse my lack of humor for this addition of Angry Outburst. I am sick and tired of the violence that occurs during sporting events, mainly during Los Angeles Dodger games. On opening day of the 2011 MLB Season a San Francisco Giant fan was severely beaten in the parking lot of Dodger Stadium. The Giant fans offense that warranted the beating, being a Giant fan. After the Dodger home opener in 2009 a Dodger fan stabbed a Giant fan in the parking lot, the mans offense that warranted the stabbing, being a Giant fan. On September 19, 2003, a Dodger fan shot and killed a Giant fan, the mans offense that warranted being killed, being a Giant fan.
My wife and I love taking our daughter to baseball games. We are season ticket holders to the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. We attempt to attend every game. The joy we experience at Angel Stadium is beyond words. We go for the smell of the grass and the sound of the bat cracking the ball. At least seventy of the games we attend each year are an awesome experience. The games that are not enjoyable are the Dodgers versus the Angels. During the Dodger games my daughter is subjected to witnessing obscene gestures by Dodger fans, and physical altercations.
I am not saying all Dodger fans are bad, just like not all Raider fans are bad. Most Dodger fans are true baseball fans, and truly love the game. The bad seeds just ruin it for everyone. Fights, stabbings and shootings should never occur, let alone at a sporting event. I am disgusted and sickened to my stomach thinking about the wives and children of the fans that have been killed. The thought of attending a game and being injured or killed due to the team you routed for is absolutely horrendous.
The Los Angles Dodger organization should be completely ashamed of them selves. The Los Angeles Police department should be disgusted with their lack of presence during these altercations.
Any sport fan that resorts to violence is no fan. They are just fake tough guys that wear Dodger colors to disguise their true colors. A person who would hurt a fan of another team for no other reason then their so called loyalty, is nothing more then a animal that escaped from their cage. I beg anyone reading this to stop the violence. Do not let another wife or child lose a husband or father for no apparent reason. Take back your sport. Love the game and respect man kind. Life is too valuable to lose over a misguided sense of loyalty.
What Would Sheen Do (WWSD)
We have all heard all of the classic quotes from Charlie Sheen. So I wanted to focus on what Charlie MAY say. Here is what it would sound like in a bar while partying with Charlie Sheen…
ME: I own a football website.
Charlie: I own an island comprised mostly of Mountains made of coke, and fields of laid with hookers.
Random drunk guy: Chuck Norris once, blahblah…
Charlie: Chuck did what? I once snorted Chuck.
Charlie: Stop bogarting the coke!
Me: I loved you in Hot Shots!
Charlie: What is this Hot Shots you speak of?
Me: Ugh a movie you stared in.
Charlie: Oh yeah, I do not remember that I was in a coke induced coma from 89’ to 96’.
Me: Bartender could I please get a beer.
Charlie: Bartender could I please get a line of coke served on a hookers A$$.
Random guy: Did Charlie Sheen just put the waitress in the trunk of his beamer?
Me: I hope not, because he just drove off of a cliff.
Charlie: Meet the Goddesses.
Me: That is actually a pool stick and a dart.
Charlie: Has anyone seen my car keys?
Charlie: We could go back to my house, but please stay clear of ALL closets.
Random guy: Boy I am going to have a hangover tomorrow
Charlie: What is a hangover?
RG: When you wake up in the morning and have a headache from drinking too much.
Charlie: You sleep? You stop drinking? That is your problem.
Me: How is Emilio?
Charlie: Who?
Me: Your brother
Charlie: Hmm, kinda rings a bell. I will definitely need more information to jog my memory.
Charlie: Does anyone have a spare defibrillator?
Words of Wisdom 3/01/2011
Anyone that labels Charlie Sheen a douche has a mortal brain. As Mr. Sheen stated “I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars… You can’t process me with a normal brain”. What Charlie so eloquently said (paraphrase) is that you cannot comprehend an alien without bleeding blue. Charlie has accomplished more in a short time then most will accomplish in a lifetime. Mr. Sheen said “I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll, because I have one speed, one gear. ... I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs." See what I mean? Most people have not done 6 rocks in a sitting let alone seven. People are quick to judge now days. The man won an Oscar at 20 and was not even warmed up yet, he was barely trying.
The lyricist Eminem once stated “I’m bout to spit the greatest verse of all time” to this I say no you will not. Charlie speaks of tiger blood, so Mr. Mathers (the third) I believe you are a liar. You cannot spit the greatest verse while sharing the same universe as Charlie “the great” Sheen! Many people do not appreciate the excitement that Charlie brings. In the “biz” we call it the “IT factor”! Charlie encompasses all that is good in entertainment… Humor, depth, passion and of course cocaine infused tiger blood! Charlie Sheen I for one salute you, because that is how I roll!
Angry Outburst 2/24/2011
At myself
Not many people write Angry Outburst about them selves, but not as many people are as crazy as I am. Not only am I crazy but also self loathing. To write for yahoo goes against everything I believe and preach. As far I am concerned Yahoo is the Anti Christ. They prey on the weak and wounded. Weak and wounded I am not, ill-bred I am. Not to blame my poor decision making on my lovely parents, but let’s be honest my family’s track record is far from flawless. See I come from a long line of boozers, inmates and bastards. Fighting and drinking is as much of me as bones and blood. So having bad judgment is the only choice I truly have. Writing for Yahoo is at the top of the list of bad decisions I have made.
Detesting yahoo is a passion of mine. Blaming yahoo for the end of quality journalism comes from my lips but thought by millions of great minds. Selling my soul to the devil is equivalent to writing for yahoo. The only difference is the devil gives you something in return. Yahoo does not buy you dinner after the, well you get the point. Bottom line yahoo canning me was the best thing that could have happened to me. They rejuvenated me and lit a fire under my complacent foundation. Catching me sleeping will not be so easy next time. My guard will not be left down. Exposing yahoo for the joke that they are is my fortune. Taking pleasure in revealing yahoo for a fraud is my new pastime. Before I speculated now I have the ability to kiss and tell. Mark my words Tailgate Advice will be better then ever. Seeking Fantasy Football Advice from yahoo is in the past, Tailgate Advice is taking over this bitch!
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